Not Polling Well: South Milwaukee Suffers in Magazine Rankings

I love living in South Milwaukee.

Clean, safe streets. Affordable housing. Great schools. Beautiful parks. Growing industry. Strong sense of community. Convenience.

We have a lot going for us … even if Milwaukee Magazine disagrees.

The current issue ranks South Milwaukee 45th out of 50 Milwaukee-area communities in its list of “Best Suburbs.”

The Town of Mukwonago topped the list, followed by the Town of Delafield, Sussex, Elm Grove, Mequon, River Hills, Merton, the City of Pewaukee, Whitefish Bay and Cedarburg.

Rankings were compiled based on the following:

  • School districts, including ACT scores, graduation rates and student test scores (South Milwaukee ranked 43rd);
  • Lowest property taxes, i.e. tax rate (40th);
  • Safest streets, including violent and total crime rates (35th); and
  • Highest home appreciation from 2000 to 2010 and 2005 to 2010 (40th).

Not surprisingly, the ratings seemed tilted against inner-ring, industrialized suburbs like us.

For example, here is the bottom 10: Waukesha, Caledonia, Greendale, Glendale, South Milwaukee, Brown Deer, Greenfield, Cudahy, West Allis and West Milwaukee. Sense a trend?

And that’s my concern with rankings like this. Of course, communities like Delafield, Mequon and River Hills will fare better using these measures. But I can’t afford to live there, and I’m betting you can’t either. Nor do I want to give up the benefits a suburb like South Milwaukee provides, be it the level of first-class services we offer or the comparatively short commute to downtown Milwaukee.

So, is raises the question, is this a fair fight? Is South Milwaukee really peers with rural Waukesha County communities half our size? Should we really be compared with communities like River Hills?

As the article put it, “from urbanlike Shorewood to a rural hamlet like the Town of Delafield, from Cudahy’s homes with views of Lake Michigan to Oconomowoc’s homes offering access to Waukesha County’s Lake Country, there is tremendous variety in Milwaukee’s suburbs. … Some folks want rural character, others want a downtown hub; some want parks, others want a lake or river view. We decided to leave those intangibles to the eye of the beholder.”

In doing so, the perception of South Milwaukee, and communities like ours, suffers. And that’s too bad, not because it at all changes why it is great to live here. It’s unfortunate becuase others may not come to see why.

What do you think of this? Post your comments below.

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6 responses to “Not Polling Well: South Milwaukee Suffers in Magazine Rankings

  1. Rocket Mom's avatar Rocket Mom

    Since I am a no nonsense South Milwaukeeans I will not spend the $6 to buy Milwaukee Magazine anyway. I love the short commute downtown to work. When one of the routes is blocked, or I want a varied route, I have many options to get there that will add only 5 or 10 minutes to my commute. My Waukesha co-workers do not.

    South Milwaukee has low self-esteem. We have tons of great PLUSes to offer, affordable house prices in nice areas, Grant Park, Lake Drive, Oak Leaf Trail, great entertainment at the SM Performing Arts Center, our own water plant (independence from MMSD), … don’t get me started. I can list more great things about South Milwaukee.

  2. Agreed. My list of positives only scratched the service.

  3. Earl's avatar Earl

    I ABSOLUTELY LOVE South Milwaukee. The people, the parks, the small town feel, the different pubs…
    Milwaukee Magazine got it wrong, fine! Never bought one, never will!
    I hope they never find my secret places!

  4. Melanie Poser's avatar Melanie Poser

    Got my Milwaukee magazine a couple of weeks ago, it really was no surprise.

  5. Raf's avatar Raf

    I would bet that a lot of people in Milwaukee county couldn’t tell you the difference between the south side of Milwaukee and South Milwaukee. I think one of the best things SM could do to change its image is to change the name. I also think that SM has a advantage/disadvantage (depending on your point of view) in that we are out of the way. Everyone has to drive through Greenfield/West Allis to get somewhere but SM has to be your destination for you to stumble on it. I love SM but we need a lot more to offer before people make it the destination.

  6. Earl's avatar Earl

    No, Raf- I like SM just the way it is, Thank You. It’s like hiding in a small northwoods town that’s only minutes from all the GARBAGE that a big city has to offer.

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